It’s the hottest show of the year: CSI 3,000 Years Ago (YEAHHHH). Wild birds won’t become overly dependant on your feeders. The government finally released its UAP report and we’ve been on this UFOs-aren’t-real tip for months! Our favorite VR game is getting an expansion and we blue-sky VR experiences. Got something weird? Email [email protected], subject line “Weird Things.” Picks: Andrew: Conan finale and Brian: Apple ][ emulated in JavaScript Bryce: Universal Paperclips and Exponential Idle