Episode 121: ‘Yarnicorn‘ (April Kidwell)

Can the whole room see your assh*le? Accomplished solo show performer April Kidwell is in the midst of a reinvention: ending a longterm relationship, getting a grown-up job…but boy howdy, she needs to get laid. With a friend’s help, *wink* this first timer heads down to her local dungeon. Will it be creepy and weird? Or will she meet a clean-cut, orally enthusiastic much-younger man who just wants to please her? I guess you’ll just have to listen - and #ProTip: virtual backgrounds are a bad idea at a zoom orgy. #Pansexual #SexDungeon #BunsOfSteel   Song: ‘Peacock’ (Katy Perry)   LIVESTREAM! Our 2nd Bawdy Storytelling Livestream is happening this Saturday, May 2nd at 7 PM PDT. What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html  Tickets are now available at https://bit.ly/BawdyLivestream2 Our first Bawdy Storytelling Livestream SOLD OUT fast, so grab your tickets now! Remember: Our Livestream shows have a limited capacity, so don’t wait! & Make sure you’re notified of all upcoming Livestreams by signing up at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Next Livestream: 5/16/20 (Dixie’s Birthday show!) at 7 PM PDT   BRAND NEW: Our $10/month Patreon supporters now receive - in addition to ad-free episodes of the podcast - Rewards like free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream recordings, our behind-the-scenes story coaching series, story videos from the live show & more. Thanks so much for your support during this catastrophic loss of show revenue, friends! www.Patreon.com/Bawdy   Episode Links Uberlube:  It’s Masturbation month, and that’s the perfect time to try Uberlube; it lets you feel what you want to feel. And Uberlube is offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer: 10% off and FREE shipping when you use my code “DIXIE” at UberLube.com. Whoa, 10% off and free shipping! Just use code “Dixie” at uberlube.com   The live shows kept Bawdy Storytelling going..and now they’re gone. Wanna make sure the podcast continues, so that I don’t end up living under a bridge because #Pandemic? Here are ways to help:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling.com Paypal: [email protected] Zelle: [email protected] And of course Patreon: Bawdy would not exist right now without Patreon. Bawdy’s future is dependent on Patreon. Bawdy Storytelling has always been listener supported, but right now, it’s our everything - and backing us on Patreon ensures our podcast can continue during this difficult time. Who knows, maybe we can even do an online Bawdy for you and your friends, wherever you are! For our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Behind-the-scenes on the Bawdy story coaching process, start to finish, Post-story interviews with the storytellers, Ad-free podcast episodes, Patron-only conversation streams, private or soon, group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your own personal Bawdy Storytelling livestream, just for you and your friends! And now, if you support Bawdy at the $10/month & up level, you get free Livestream tickets AND the Livestream recordings! Want to ensure that Bawdy make it through the Apocalypse?  Join us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Purchasing Bawdy Merchandise is another way to Help: Bawdy Storytelling offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver Want a Bawdy Buttplug? Email me, let’s make that happen!   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:   Announcing the Brand New Bawdy Storytelling *Livestream*!  Show date: Saturday 5/2/20 (& our next show: 5/16/20) Now you can be part of Bawdy no matter where you are, starting NOW. Start time and conversions for your time zone  • 7 PM PDT •  8 PM MT 9 PM CT 10 PM EST Midnight GMT-3 3 AM GMT 4 AM GMT+1 5 AM GMT+2 6:30 AM GMT+3:30 What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html   Capacity is limited (and we Sold Out our first Livestream!) so get your tickets before they’re gone at https://bit.ly/BawdyLivestream2   Subscribe to our email list & find out about upcoming Livestreams and more, before anyone else: https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of this sex-positive podcast collective!