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人生はいつもすべてが思い通りにいくわけではありません。しかし、今回は思わず「ひどい！」と言ってしまいそうな会話をお届けします。

とある素敵なレストランでデート中のカップル。男性は満を持して大事な話を切り出そうとしますが、その時に事件が起きます。果たしてこのカップルの行方は…？

（初級〜中級）

*** It's a Good Expression ***

（今回の重要表現）

the best date I could've asked for

私が求めうる限りで最高のデート

astonishingly

びっくりするほど

a bouquet of flowers

花束（発音注意）

how to get to a woman's heart

女の子をなびかせる方法

a refill

おかわり

to fill out a questionnaire

アンケートに記入する

a review

レビュー

obnoxious

不快な

The lights went off!

照明が消えたぞ！

WE WILL BE PUTTING THIS BUILDING ON LOCKDOWN.

これからこの建物を厳重に閉鎖します。

I'm out of here!

もう行くね！

*** Script ***

Endings Are Not Always Happy

W: Oh, Humberto, this is, honestly, the best date I could've asked for. The food is delicious. The atmosphere and night view are just astonishingly beautiful. And the bouquet of roses… you really know how to get to a woman's heart!

M: Well, It's because… I love you, Natsuki. And, I actually have a rather important question to ask you… Natsuki… I…

Waiter: Hi folks. I'm your waiter! Is everything going alright? I hope you like the food! If you need any refills, let me know! And if you have any questions or concerns feel free to share them! Oh, and if you don't mind, I'd love for you to fill out this questionnaire! My name is Fred. F-R-E-D, D as in DOG. So if you could, also please write a review on the service that I provide to you guys.

M: Ah, everything is going great, Fred, thank you.

Waiter: That's great to hear! Call me if you need anything!

M: Ugh! Waiters can be so obnoxious here… Anyways, as I was saying… (Alarms start sounding, and everyone starts screaming)

M: WHAT?!?! NATSUKI!??! The lights went off!

W: I'M… I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, HUMBERTO!!! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!??!

M: I… I DON'T KNOW!!

Waiter: SIR! SIR! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

M: FRED, IS THAT YOU!??!! (Waiter: starts coughing and passes out)

Announcement: THIS IS THE CITY FIRE DEPARTMENT. EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM. FOR REASONS UNKOWN, WE WILL BE PUTTING THIS BUILDING ON LOCKDOWN. IF ANYONE TRIES TO ESCAPE, THEY WILL BE ARRESTED.

M: What the…?!

W: HUMBERTO! I'm scared.

M: Uh… I think we just got ourselves into a horror movie. I was going to ask you to marry me, but I don't think that's going to happen. I'm out of here!

W: WAIT! HUMBERTO DON'T LEAVE ME!!!

(Written by Lauren Johnson)