Looking to get the specs on some after-market horseshoes.  We discuss the origin of the term “pair of pants”.  Benedict Cumberbatch is researching a movie role, has the owner of a moving company meet him at a bar.  Carlito is denied the secret of how McDonalds makes so many perfectly round eggs.  We want to install a turkey in the middle of a table.  A handful of very funny Twitter complainers.