By Part stand-up, part spoken word, completely silly comedy banter.
Unscripted musings from award-winning comedians Lisa Schwartzman and Steven Shehori.
Episode 140: The Meg
Lisa interviews Steve Alten, author of The Meg.
Steve pulls rank as a whistling prodigy; Lisa was a terrible 2 month teenage goth.
Lisa’s marriage gets an arrogant, sexy Han Solo boost; Steve wonders if Slayer wrote an ABBA song.
Lisa and Steve JOINT-ly app-ROACH HASH-ing out some unbe-WEED-able pot puns. Sorry.
Sparring with a mind as great as his own, Steven argues that with great naming power must come great naming ability; Lisa called her goldfish [...]
A Toronto yarn store is but a facade for vegan militarism; Lisa Schwartzman investigates! With additional reporting from Steven Shehori and a dude from work.
Lisa encourages Steven to go solo in this week’s episode, prompting him to yap about a couple of crazy brushes with fame.
In this uber-special edition of the podcast, Steven recounts to a live audience the time when, as a neurotic 11-year-old Jewish kid, his parents accidentally [...]
Steve has bigger things to worry about than aliens taking our stuff; Lisa does not.
Lisa and Steven are both sick and grumpy plus Steven’s new kitten is attacking him but whatever man how are you?
Should you walk on your wife’s back when she asks you to? Steven and gravity say no.
Sometimes in life there comes a point when you simply need to rent a hockey goalie. Lisa and Steven conclude that 2018 — and 1993 [...]
Lisa and Steven try to figure out what the deal is with poker and musically progressive supermarkets.
Lisa gets triggered by a trigger warning; Steve rides the line between “nice guy” and “extreme wussy.”
Lisa worries about Smurfette’s dignity while Steven smurfs one out.
Lisa and Steven concede they’re not as smart as they think they are. Of course, if they’re not that smart, their assessment is probably wrong, [...]
This Friday at 10pm ET, pop by www.facebook.com/youbetterdont to watch Lisa eat a giant preserved octopus on Facebook Live. This recording was supposed to be [...]
Lisa offers YBD listeners a free t shirt. Steven suggests Lisa might totally die when she eats an octopus live on Facebook.
Hip hop Lisa throws down some sick Russian rhymes. Steven forgets the name of Lisa’s kid.
Why is it always Lisa’s beloved and deceased grandparents who get molested in this podcast, and not Steven’s? Also, Lisa had an AIDS scare at [...]
Steven explains how the quality of Facebook birthday messages you receive can determine your ratio of friends to casual acquaintances. Meanwhile, Lisa bemoans her argument-inducing use [...]
Would you shaddap if Batman told you to? How about Bjork? How about Steve Shehori pretending to be Bjork?
What would you do if you were trapped in a toilet? Steve retains his dignity and composure. Lisa keeps Steve’s totally illegal arson a secret.
Lisa takes a nihilistic new catchphrase / mantra out for a spin. Then Steven gives her the gears for bringing up plants for the 9000th [...]
Steven and Lisa discuss the worst type of comedy club administrator there is, until Lisa spins out of control and sees only darkness everywhere. Bonus: [...]
Lisa uncovers the downside to saving her precious pup’s life. Steven then shares a story about taking his ex-girlfriend’s dog to the vet, and it’s [...]
Lisa’s nagging lands her in hot water; Steven investigates whether she has learned her lesson.
Lisa’s adorable kid has some chilling things to say about her existence.
Steven jokingly — yet convincingly — suggests he’s been dating Lisa’s lovely Russian mom. Despite this thought experiment being Lisa’s idea, it pretty much destroys [...]
Lisa and Steven kvetch about guided meditation, kids show mascots, and annoying voices.
Lisa and Steven pore over the barbarically alpha male world of gaming keyboards. Can you even CLICK, bro?! Bonus: this episode’s final two minutes are [...]
Lisa becomes one with the universe after transforming into a swimming pool reptile. Steven wholeheartedly welcomes this new life choice.
Lisa regales Steven about her outer space premonition dream. In return, Steven shares his own premonition dream that came true, and hoo boy, you don’t [...]
Lisa grills Steven on the new Shehori Brothers DIY publicity book, Media Whore. Steven welcomes the free publicity because he’s a media whore.
Lisa details how she methodically shuts down her husband’s brain and un-potty trains her two-year-old.
Strange kitty shearings are afoot, and only West Virginia’s finest can track down the clipper-wielding culprit. Unrelated bonus: The great Willie Nelson gets what’s coming [...]
Lisa’s gone solo in this week’s episode to rip on Steven for the fact she’s gone solo in this week’s episode. Make sense?
Lisa and Steven delve nine years into the ol’ archives to uncover their first attempt at a podcast. And as it turns out, their younger [...]
For their 100th episode, Lisa and Steven insert themselves into the decades-old Lynyrd Skynyrd / Neil Young feud.
Lisa chats about www.Safaroma.com, her new fair trade initiative that helps female Afghani farmers reclaim their lives. Meanwhile, Steven presents the proof of concept for a [...]
Steven points out the various excuses Lisa makes when she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Naturally, this leads to a Whitney Houston sing-along.
Is shit from our collective childhoods not quite as awesome as we remember? Lisa and Steven weigh in.
The YBD team is BACK FROM VACATION, SUKKAZ! This week, Lisa reveals her son can be a tad blunt when it comes to her physical [...]
Lisa threatens Steven with violence, then shares a personal ‘Wonder Years’-esque tale of teenage humiliation.
Lisa and Steven discuss meat, Hollywood Boulevard mascots, and Target. #America
While Lisa tells a coupla tales about childhood anguish, Steven turns heel on You Better DON’T! listeners (just for the hell of it).
Lisa reveals her true motive for visiting Steven in Los Angeles: an obsession with tasting Bubba Gump shrimp.
Steven details point by point how Lisa is an abject failure compared to her far more talented parents.
Lisa’s misophonia (a clinical hatred of certain sounds) gets seriously triggered when Steven attempts to sync up their audio with a mouth full of cookies.