4.11 Free Kimmy

What didn't happen this week? Things continue to fly by at lightning speed.

Amanda is at Jack's ... funeral? As in, he's at a funeral home, with a signboard with his name on it, but this isn't the real funeral. Amanda needs to sign a contract on the casket to send the body back to the family in Florida. Also, it's a closed casket, because they did not want to pay for another Anthony Sabato Jr. appearance.

Kimberly desperately wants to be free from her bracelet that she has to wear JUST BECAUSE she blew up ONE city block and killed ONE woman with a heart attack / brick one / two punch. She is harassing Peter until he, a surgeon who gives women appendicitis, agrees that she's free.

Sydney moves in further with Michael, and throws him a 60s party. Her blackmail tape gets burned, but Michael doesn't hate having her around, and I guess that's her love language.

Alison sees Haley's angry side as a businessman.

Jo and Jane fight. Literally, Jane punches Jo in the face. Then, Jane decides to seduce Michael to make Richard jealous. Yeah, this is going to end well. (Editor's note: Teege does know how this story ends, but Mary does not. But we're both right - this isn't going to end well.)

Jake and Shelly are moving forward, even though she never gave him the password to the computer. We then see her stashing mad stacks of cash in a safe deposit box. Bum bum bum!!!!!

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