Melrose Place Cast

By Two Melrose Fans

What's Melrose Place Cast about?

Two friends locked in a heated debate: is Melrose Place "high art for the generations" or "a trashy 90's soap opera and that's okay."

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Melrose Place Cast episodes:

05.06.2024
Melrose Place 'Cast Investigates: The Reboot
OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING! We interrupt your regular stream of Melrose Place content to discuss our hopes, dreams, and fears for the new Melrose Place Reboot. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/melroseplacecast/message
04.29.2024
Melrose Place 'Cast Robot Remix: Rhonda's Catering
Imagine, if you will, Matt operating as a more dutiful best man / gay of honor for Michael and Sydney's wedding in season two? What would have happened if he had hired Rhonda's Culinary Funk to do the catering? "Does Michael...
04.22.2024
4.24 Ruthless People
It is like Christmas in the spring time, because much to our surprise, BETSY JONES HAS ARRIVED! We were expecting Betsy as a season five specialty, but here she is, ready to go! Additionally, Jo gets in on the blackmail business,...
04.15.2024
Robot Remix: Monica & Bozo Come Aboard
Imagine, if you will, what life would have looked like on Melrose Place if they couldn't land Heather Locklear as a permanent cast member, but still needed to do some stunt casting. What if they brought in: Monica Lewinski, looking to...
04.08.2024
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 26: Adam's Family Values
We're heading for the series finale, and thanks to IMDB's summary of this episode, I am spoiled by one of the main storylines - specifically what Anna is doing here. No worries though, I won't ruin it for the podcast...
04.01.2024
4.22 The Circle of Strife
I think we all know who stole the show this week: Madge and Mabel! If you're rewatching along with us, you will no doubt agree that the characters of the week are the cantankerous old bags who think Billy has...
03.25.2024
Melrose Place 'Cast Robot Remix: Melrose Place University
The reboot hasn't happened ... YET. Instead, we ask our robot to help us imagine a scenario where the characters of Melrose Place are now running a small college. Scandal. Tomfoolery. Betrayal. Kimberly's ghost. I'd enroll. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/melroseplacecast/message
03.18.2024
4.21.B Brooke Send Off
Well, the time has come for us to say goodbye to our first title-screened character since Rhonda walked out of Melrose Place and into her suburban catering empire. Brooke, we hardly knew ye. Your scheming face, your every-day-gal persona, and your...
03.11.2024
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 25: Really Big Problems
Julie is growing and maturing as a person, as evidenced by setting up her boyfriend with a date. Sarah decides to have an abortion, but then avoids a car accident, apparently losing the baby. Cynthia is hospitalized, and has a heart to...
03.04.2024
4.21 Devil In The Wet Dress
Well, Mary continues to be offended by the offensive and offending episode titles - this one about Brooke playing the role of satan in a dripping dress from her accidental drowning. We get into it this week - more fan mail,...
02.26.2024
Robot Remix: Amanda and David Connect
What a sad loss of potential it was for all of the Models, Inc. characters to be sent away when Hillary closed the business. Imagine, if you will, a scenario where David comes to LA, not knowing Amanda is his sister,...
02.19.2024
4.20 No Lifeguard On Duty
This is the end, it appears, for Brooke. Everything important to her has been taken - her marriage, her feud with Alison, her job, her Daddy, her fiance, her baby, her house, it's all gone, gone gone. She falls, hits...
02.12.2024
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 24: Bring The Family
Laugh all you want, but this show is getting better and better. If they had a little more time, this would have had a run as long as Melrose Place. Cynthia's bulimia continues to worsen, causing her boyfriend to yell at...
02.05.2024
4.19 The Bobby Trap
Apparently, this was a play on the phrase "booby trap" - and it took Mary's English degree to figure it out. Bobby and Amanda are in mortal danger, although the end is not in doubt. Sydney is eating the most godawful...
02.01.2024
Robot Remix: Matt & Michael Post-Bombing
After the bombing, Michael would have had every right to be turned away from women. After the false murder accusation and arrest, Matt would have had every right to be turned away from men. But look, fellas still have needs.... --- Send in...
01.22.2024
4.18 Sydney, Bothered and Bewildered
What's more offensive to the universe - Melrose Place's lack of a second comma in the title, or the fact that Jane's storyline is, and I hate to say this, interesting? Jane is mixed up with Sydney and Michael, plus a...
01.15.2024
4.17 The Brooke Stops Here
Wow, the Melrose Place writers were not concerned about sensitivity with their episode titles this season. I wonder if we are eventually going to learn that Darren Starr was the one who prevented things like this for the first three...
01.11.2024
Melrose Place 'Cast Investigates: The Power of Naps
Just a quick little interlude into your regularly scheduled program to share our deliberations on naps. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/melroseplacecast/message
01.08.2024
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 23: Men Don't Leave
Either Teege's standards are dropping, or this show is heating up just as it was about to get canceled. You listen in and decide. Monique is planning to scale back her wedding since Adam spent $5,000,000.00 on his divorce from Grayson...
01.01.2024
4.16 Holy Strokes
What a wildly inappropriate title. Jane is paralyzed from the drug-induced stroke thanks to Sydney. Kimberly gets Sydney to act as Jane's caregiver, meaning Jane, Sydney, and Michael are all living together in the Beach House like one happy family in...
12.25.2023
Puddle Search 'Cast #26 - The Finale Follow-Up
At long last, Mary is rescued from the basement and promises that today, on this good day, we will finally hear what happened to Puddle. Also, we find out who has been talking about us online. It's a Christmas Miracle! --- Send in...
12.18.2023
4.15 Oy! To The World
In what was clearly a mid-season finale, Melrose Place amped up the drama! Sydney accidentally kills (?) Jane, with tranqs prescribed by Kimberly. Michael goes to a room full of doctors and demands that someone call 911 to ... get ... a...
12.11.2023
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 22: Grayson, Inc.
Well, we are dealing with disordered eating in the most offensive way possible. In fact, the boyfriend who recognized the problem had the audacity to say, "you've never looked better." So that's not great. There is some incredibly blocking - with...
12.04.2023
4.14 Two Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The title makes virtually no sense. Maybe they mean two scheming redheads are together again? Who knows. Either way, here's the rundown: Alison is back on the sauce, and Billy is going to be there to rescue her just as he...
11.27.2023
Puddle Search 'Cast #25 - The Finale
At long last, after literally two years of taking a small joke WAY too far, we have finally been able to crack the case. Puddle has been found, and those responsible ... well ... perhaps they're listening right now! --- Send in...
11.20.2023
4.13 Hook, Line, and Hayley
In what world is this an appropriate title for this episode? Join us for this, and other deep questions as we are firmly entering the middle of season four. Hayley is gone, Alison is now a formerly blinded alcoholic widow with...
11.13.2023
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 21: Out Of Control
Well, Adam turns out to be rather smart. Something about getting shot through the heart with your own harpoon by your girlfriend/captive has a way of centering the mind. He figures out that Ben and Grayson are in cahoots, and...
11.06.2023
4.12 Kimberly Does L.A.
What a wild ride season four continues to be! Kimberly is finding her sexual liberation, by seducing people at the radio station and the bar. Jake and Shelly have quite the week! At the start, our notes say, "Shelly...
10.30.2023
Puddle Search 'Cast #24 - German Ginger
Throughout our journey searching for Puddle, the "other podcast hosts" have been prime suspects. This month, we are joined by Christopher, from Melrose Sheltering In Place who seems to have a lot of insights and details as to where Puddle...
10.23.2023
4.11 Free Kimmy
What didn't happen this week? Things continue to fly by at lightning speed. Amanda is at Jack's ... funeral? As in, he's at a funeral home, with a signboard with his name on it, but this isn't the real funeral. ...
10.16.2023
4.10 El Syd
Look, there's only one explanation - this had to be sweeps week. Come on board for this contentious episode. We recorded late, after a frustrating day, and Teege is audibly sick of it. But in the episode - we talk about storylines...
10.09.2023
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 20: Of Models and Men
KISS MY BUTT?!? Oh, the audacity of late-night television. The coarseness of 90s nighttime soaps. No wonder millennials turned out the way we (me, not Mary) did. This week, Sarah's drinking is back and she yells "kiss my butt!" at a hiring...
10.02.2023
4.9 Amanda Unplugged
Things are just getting wilder and wilder. And we're not just referring to the actor who played Reed Carter / Adam Louder! Amanda is standing vigil at Jack's bedside, reasonably confusing the nurse into believing that Amanda is praying for...
09.25.2023
Puddle Search 'Cast #23 - Candy Magnate
Would you believe it - after nearly two years, we have managed to find Puddle! It is unclear from our tipsters if Puddle is alive or dead, either gifting his fortune to an unfortunate or blowing up with the unfortunate...
09.18.2023
4.8 Dial M for Melrose
Kimberly is the main character this week, and we couldn't be happier. She manages to be the central argument for all three of Mary's points this week. She confronts fake Henry, fights with Michael on Dr. Joyce Brothers' radio show,...
09.11.2023
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 19: Bad Moon Rising
Against all odds, the Models, Inc. 'Cast is back thanks to some legally questionable video acquisition practices by sweet guest star Gail. This week, Julie decides to stay with her stud boyfriend after threatening to ruin his life, only to see...
09.04.2023
4.7 Let The Game Begins
Yes, we know that the title of the episode reads differently in different places, but we are sticking with what the source material (Paramount Plus) tells us. This week, eight story lines converge in one awesome Melrose Place Party. We Survived...
07.31.2023
Melrose Place 'Cast Investigates: And We Strike!
An important announcement for all fans of the Melrose Place 'Cast, Norma Rae, Teamsters, and Hollywood Executives: We're On Strike! In what is literally the least we can do, standing in solidarity with the Writer's Guild of America and members of the...
07.24.2023
Puddle Search 'Cast #22 - The Adventuring Professor
People of all ages - we found Puddle! Puddle is alive, running around with nazis, and trying so hard to save Daddy's life by getting him some sweet sweet Stanley Cup Soup. Finally, we can put this spin off to...
07.17.2023
4.6 The Jane Mutiny
Brooke starts to become aware of a budding romance between Alison and Daddy thanks to a huge bouquet of rose buds coming from Daddy's favorite flower shop. Of course, that is the most strained line of logic to make the...
07.10.2023
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 18: 'Till Death Do Us Part
At this point, Models, Inc. knew they were in trouble and needed to boost the ratings to get renewed. They did that by featuring Lara Harris (who's that?) and Emma Samms appearing as Grayson. Who is Emma Samms? Who knows....
07.03.2023
4.5 Drawing Henry
It's a draw this week, if we discount the vote of our special guest, Gen Z expert, Nick. Kimberly's backstory and psychological trauma is revealed, as she witnessed her mother brutally attacked, and then killed the assailant. The assailant is back...
06.26.2023
Puddle Search 'Cast #21 - He's On The Bus!
What a relief, what a surprise, what a positive development! Puddle, it turns out, is a science teacher, educating America's children through tangible, hands-on experiences in pipes, digestive tracks, mucus membranes, and space! We discuss how you can be a...
06.19.2023
4.4 Simply Shocking
Look, if you've been worried about the devious attempt by Haley Armstrong to get Brooke to divorce Billy just two episodes after he enthusiastically paid for the wedding and created a job in Hong Kong to get rid of Alison,...
06.12.2023
Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 17: Blind By Love
We are joined by Gail, who has never seen or heard anything about this show. Near the end we realize that she thought this was a reality show, so let that tell you whatever it needs to about the writing...
06.05.2023
4.3 Blind Ambition
Do you remember all of the storylines from last week? WELL FORGET ABOUT THEM - because the writers sure did. No evidence of Brooke's Daddy's Divorce Demand has come up at all. But the Amanda Parezi storyline is about to begin! Jake and Jo...
05.29.2023
Puddle Search 'Cast #20 - Puddle The Cat!
Do cats cause schizophrenia? You may have read articles that they do, then read articles that they don't. Here, let's teach the controversy. However, I am quite sure that all the evidence you need to come to a conclusion that...
05.22.2023
4.2 Melrose Is Like A Box Of Chocolates
Things just keep spicing up. Peter is, for some reason, trying to rescue Kimberly from the consequences of her bombing. Sydney and Amanda are still living together, a plot with so much potential that is never appropriately explored. Blind Alison continues to draw...
05.15.2023
4.1 Postmortem Madness
The explosion is finally here! A finale that was rewritten from a crashing plane to a bombing due to terrorism had to be delayed from the season three finale to the season four opening due to terrorism airs on .......
05.11.2023
Season Four Teaser
It's hard to believe that it's almost here. Did we stretch it out with The Puddle Search 'Cast, The Models, Inc. 'Cast, and Four Bonus Episodes (TM) commemorating the end of season three? Yes. But now, at long last, season four is...

What's Melrose Place Cast about?

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Melrose Place Cast episodes:

Melrose Place 'Cast Investigates: The Reboot

Melrose Place 'Cast Robot Remix: Rhonda's Catering

4.24 Ruthless People

Robot Remix: Monica & Bozo Come Aboard

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 26: Adam's Family Values

4.22 The Circle of Strife

Melrose Place 'Cast Robot Remix: Melrose Place University

4.21.B Brooke Send Off

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 25: Really Big Problems

4.21 Devil In The Wet Dress

Robot Remix: Amanda and David Connect

4.20 No Lifeguard On Duty

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 24: Bring The Family

4.19 The Bobby Trap

Robot Remix: Matt & Michael Post-Bombing

4.18 Sydney, Bothered and Bewildered

4.17 The Brooke Stops Here

Melrose Place 'Cast Investigates: The Power of Naps

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 23: Men Don't Leave

4.16 Holy Strokes

Puddle Search 'Cast #26 - The Finale Follow-Up

4.15 Oy! To The World

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 22: Grayson, Inc.

4.14 Two Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Puddle Search 'Cast #25 - The Finale

4.13 Hook, Line, and Hayley

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 21: Out Of Control

4.12 Kimberly Does L.A.

Puddle Search 'Cast #24 - German Ginger

4.11 Free Kimmy

4.10 El Syd

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 20: Of Models and Men

4.9 Amanda Unplugged

Puddle Search 'Cast #23 - Candy Magnate

4.8 Dial M for Melrose

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 19: Bad Moon Rising

4.7 Let The Game Begins

Melrose Place 'Cast Investigates: And We Strike!

Puddle Search 'Cast #22 - The Adventuring Professor

4.6 The Jane Mutiny

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 18: 'Till Death Do Us Part

4.5 Drawing Henry

Puddle Search 'Cast #21 - He's On The Bus!

4.4 Simply Shocking

Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 17: Blind By Love

4.3 Blind Ambition

Puddle Search 'Cast #20 - Puddle The Cat!

4.2 Melrose Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

4.1 Postmortem Madness

Season Four Teaser