What's more offensive to the universe - Melrose Place's lack of a second comma in the title, or the fact that Jane's storyline is, and I hate to say this, interesting?


Jane is mixed up with Sydney and Michael, plus a bit of Jo and Richard thanks to her paralysis. Sydney tries to shove her off into a nursing home, only to send her out into the ocean instead. Jake saves her.


Speaking of Jake and saved, Bobby Parezzi appears to have cleared Jake's debt with the goon, making Bobby a boss goon, making Amanda Woodward First Lady Goon.


Of course, because Bobby and Amanda are together again.  Leaving Peter to scheme his way back into Amanda's heart, presumably by seducing Bobby's lawyer, who freed Matt from a murder charge.


Speaking of Matt, he is showing early signs of needing a little boost to make it through his studies while still going to wild canyon parties with Alan instead of Alison.

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4.18 Sydney, Bothered and Bewildered

Two friends locked in a heated debate: is Melrose Place "high art for the generations" or "a trashy 90's soap opera and that's okay."

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We're heading headlong into the series finale, and there's just enough time to wrap things up messily.


Sarah from Iowa is getting hooked on drugs by Ben, formerly Adam's goon, now Grayson's goon. This will drive Sarah into Hookers, Inc.


Carrie is already in Hookers, Inc., having been driven to failure as a waitress by Grayson. She comes in handy when Grayson needs to blackmail a judge.


Julie and Anna are heating up, as only step-sisters can. SISTERS! Anna all out kisses Craig in the hot tub, so what exactly is her deal?


Finally, as always, the real stories are with Grayson. A power struggle with Hillary is on a slow boil. Custody struggles with Adam over Daniel, including false police reports and ignored restraining orders.  Adam says the nanny is a regular "Mary Poppins" before she promptly calls the police.


Things are nearing an end, after two and a half years of monthly podcast episodes - there's just two more left!

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Models, Inc. 'Cast Episode 27: By Crook or By Hook

OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!


We interrupt your regular stream of Melrose Place content to discuss our hopes, dreams, and fears for the new Melrose Place Reboot.

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Melrose Place 'Cast Investigates: The Reboot

Imagine, if you will, Matt operating as a more dutiful best man / gay of honor for Michael and Sydney's wedding in season two? What would have happened if he had hired Rhonda's Culinary Funk to do the catering?


"Does Michael know about this?"

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Melrose Place 'Cast Robot Remix: Rhonda's Catering

It is like Christmas in the spring time, because much to our surprise, BETSY JONES HAS ARRIVED! We were expecting Betsy as a season five specialty, but here she is, ready to go!


Additionally, Jo gets in on the blackmail business, although she's probably not going to be very good at it.


Richard is now working for Jane, so that's awkward.


Matt and Alan are in tuxedos on an altar, but sadly, there's a bride there as well.

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4.24 Ruthless People

Imagine, if you will, what life would have looked like on Melrose Place if they couldn't land Heather Locklear as a permanent cast member, but still needed to do some stunt casting.


What if they brought in: Monica Lewinski, looking to escape her scandal-prone life in DC, and Bozo The Clown, with a dark, and mysterious secret...

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4.18 Sydney, Bothered and Bewildered

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