Sleep With Me

Gestures in the mirror are merely ways to say goodnight, and a path to Córdoba is really just a way to get to dreamland.

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A sleepy stroll down mismemory lane.

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

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This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

A case of mistaken coat identity will have old Rip Van dressed and ready to dance. Choose your leg warmer wisely.

This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it extra boring and meandering, but it may tangentially touch on subjects that some viewers may not find sleepy.

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Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

A peek behind the scenes will turn into a stroll down memory lane will meander into a mini-tale of the tape. A fitting way to celebrate 13 years of making Sleep With Me. Thanks for listening!

Thanks to those of you who have listened all this time. If you value the show and would like to help keep it going, you can do so at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

A sleepy tribute to the Sleep Whispers podcast and my buddy Harris. This episode is sans-whispers.

Check out “Sleep Whispers” podcasts wherever you listen to podcasts or at sleepwhispers.com

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

Woodpecker 1, you are clear for landing. And Scooter, you are clear to wander the woods in search of geocaches. No guarantees of success, but at least it will be boring.

This episode was recorded on location, and it’s a little looser than an in-studio episode. There’s ambient noise (wind, footsteps, bird sounds, etc.). Feel free to skip if that’s not your cup of tea!

Listeners on Sleep With Me Plus also get access to an ambient version of this episode. About an hour of footsteps, nature sounds, and minimal talking. If that sounds cool, check out a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com an…

Settle in as we float upstream with some ceramic salmon friends and Lady Marple guides us off to dreamland by embracing awe. Permission to bore, granted.

The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

Will’s got himself in a pickle that only Papa Picard can placate.

Heads up, I mention Hagrid and that famous wizard school a few times in this episode.

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

Oh golly gosh, it’s time to faff around with my favorite bakers while I reminisce on dimples and thinly sliced swiss.

The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

The march of tales will be slow and steady and stringed as Scooter channels his inner Mother Snooze and clouds reach across space to give you a hug if you’d like.

These sleepified stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “Space Junk: Part III,” “Interlude,” “Reset,” and “The Matriarch of Nibbana.” The book is out now on e-book, paperback, and hardback. 

The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

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