GIMMIE THAT PIZZA.
¡Lo siento! No entiendo!
Here's some pesos.
[SKRILLEX hands the man a wad of cash; the man instantly silences himself—SKRILLEX takes two out of three of the boxes, angrily giving one back to the delivery serviceman.]
Deliver that shit.
[the courier looks on in bewilderment.]
...What is this, anyway?
—is that Nutella?
Fucki—Nutella banana pizza—
—she's gonna want this—
FUCK DILLON FRANCIS, I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT.
Meanwhile...
[Dillon Francis is in a deep state of meditation.]
—DillOM Francis—
Hehehe
Also meanwhile...
...ugh. Who's headache is this?
You can just forget I'm here.
Is this deadmau5? Am I deadmau5 again?
I believe we're on a first name basis—
So just ‘dead' then?
I wanted tacos,
How are you doing this?
[Opens up Ableton]
It's a process.
[Dillon Francis is awakened from his deep state of meditation, very abruptly—he opens the door to see SKRILLEX, touting an almost-complete Nutella-banana pizza, grimacing angrily—he immediately unloads the pizza into his face, leaving DILLON smothered in a thick layer of Nutella.]
You shouldn't wear black face. It's fucking racist!
Oh, hey Sonny—
[he wipes the chocolate out of one eye.]
I—thought you were in Bejing…
FUCK BEJING, BITCH.
Can he say that? I mean, a lot of his fan base is Asian—
—yeah, plus, I mean, besides—they're like, communists—
Oh, right, yeah, shit—don't want to get banned in China.
We already did.
Whoops.
Wait, for wh—
*EDIT*
I'M BACK, BITCH.
[before Dillon can clean his face, he is again hit with delicious chocolatey goodness. ]
I see that… what is this?
—you should really fire your makeup artist, I don't think she knows how to blend foundation—
—you should fire your ghostwriter—or maybe just limit him to your music production—cause this dialogue is ridiculous.
Listen, you sick son of a bitch—
—I don't get sick—
THIS IS SERIOUS.
—from up here, it isn't—
[SKRILLEX takes one step back and quickly enters the end of his pistolized rave weapon into Dillon's mouth.]
—this isn't chocolate!
Listen, Dillon Francis, you little bitch—You know what you did, and you're gonna fix it