Welcome to the first episode of Balanced Banter, where subtlety is overrated and nuance gets baptized. We kick things off with a trinity of hot takes: the true meaning of Orthodox Pascha (spoiler: it's not a pagan fertility festival), the popery and how conspiracy theories somehow always end up in the Vatican basement. From ancient liturgies to YouTube rabbit holes, we're unpacking it all—respectfully reverent and thoroughly unhinged.