Are knives Slytherins? Is a colander a Gryffindor? Should toasters be sorted into a different house than toaster ovens? 

In the inaugural episode of The Sorting Hat Podcast, Michael and Katie sort culinary items into the houses of Hogwarts.

Please note: Michael is a Ravenclaw. Katie is a Hufflepuff. There may be some house bias... mostly on Katie's part...