An attempt to explore the announcement of Meghan Markle as the new PRINCESS OF OUR HEARTS quickly descends into a fruit salad of fumbled accents and giddy madness. If you look close enough there's some coruscating analysis of the royal family's colonial history and class conflict but if in doubt just enjoy the Dumbledore impressions. Unsurprisingly in this episode JK Rowling gets a lampooning that will almost certainly be the first of many.

Written, produced and presented by Jemma Hatherill, Roma Virk and Apsi Witana