Tip Not Included

0024: Your Sh** Clogs The Restaurant Toilet & You Expect Compensation? Free Dessert “Wipes ” Everything Clean From Customer Guilt?


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You're in the middle of dinner and head to the can to take a dump. You're pissed off because your boss has been on your case all week for a screw up in accounting that has nothing to do with you.   You get yourself cozy on the toilet but can't get your boss out of your mind. Your bowels start contracting and you take the shit of the century. And it has your boss' name on it. The turd is so big in fact that when you flush, the whole toilet backs up and the shit water starts overflowing on floor. You high five it out of the men's room before your new Cole Haans get wet. You verbally abuse the restaurant manager for having sub-standard plumbing. You expect some kind of compensation. He says he'll comp you a dessert, and brings you a chocolate float since it's the first thing that comes to mind.   Welcome dear friends to the Purge Cafe. Where customers get away with all kinds of - pardon the pun - shit.   Homophobia, Racism and Sexism are all on the menu at the Purge Cafe. Want a side order of Xenophobia, perhaps? Coming right up.   On this episode of Tip Not Included, Host Eric Levine, sits down at the best table in the house and shares with us what it's like to work in this kind of joint. Lash out at someone outside of the Purge Cafe and you'll be taken to court. But inside the Purge Cafe, it's anything but PC, and anything goes.   Can you imagine working in an environment like that? Where customers seem to have the Health Department and ICE on speed dial, just in case? Well, it's pretty shitty.   Email Eric Levine at: [email protected]
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Tip Not IncludedBy Eric Levine - Restaurateur

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