The punks discuss Nick's radio name and St. Patrick's Day shenanigans. Nick and Dan don't buy that "Queer Eye" is dope, but contemplate how Dan would do on the show. The icebreakers continue with Nick and Dan playing Two Lies and a Truth against Jimmy. Captain Marvel is enjoyed and hated at length. Dan confesses his undying desire to visit a nude beach. Some more crude hypotheticals are given to Dan. The punks realize how out of shape they truly are.

"Ghost" - Crazies