Are we officially Vikki stans?! Are Vikki & Kit besties now? And Dildo Katie is the hero of the entire season at this point, someone put her on the stand STAT if she isn't up for crown. I want more Dildo Katie on my screen. Oh, and Matt James is still the bachelor but at this point we're only here for the ladies.

Thanks for listening to this Bachelor Nation recap fresh Bach, we're happy to be deep in this alternate universe with you.