It has been a few days since Crunchyroll Anime Awards 2017. A large pillar of otherworldly salt called Maso had fallen into the city of Los Angeles and the internet merely seconds after the award show. Soon after, the weeb community is now infected by what scientist called “White Chlorination Syndrome” that turns weebs into pure salt. With no other solution, the U.N consulted with our hosts and guests about countermeasures that humanity need to take in order to prevent the spread of the virus.

But you cannot use salt for cooking without some fire so they ended up lighting the whole thing up anyway. Whoops.