Philip and I discuss TV viewing habits, #metoo moments in classic sitcoms, ouija boards, gambling and other addictions, shoddy financial record-keeping at Eastland, corruption of the innocent, optimism vs. stranger danger, All In The Family, Laugh tracks, clap tracks, Barney Miller, long liquid lunches, pay phones, card tricks, Presidential Alerts, sitcom catchphrases, Jimmy Carter, Parks & Recreation, The Simpsons, and The Good Place.