Chris tries to keep the kittens in the box as The Gang chats stream of consciousness-like about what’s hot on television, the state of the American south, and a young Tom Felton in our guest ********’s New York tell-all that plays like you Page-Mastered into a TV Guide.

Producer’s Note: Paula Hawkins’ The Girl on the Train is wrongfully attributed to Gillian Flynn, we could cut the bit but you know how we roll by now.