Jarid and Jake decide to pick cliches from a list (thanks, Cael) that need corrected or explained. The ones they chose:

Everything happens for a reason.

You only live once.

If you build it, they will come. 

Forgive and forget.

Treat others the way you want to be treated.

Jake also spends several minutes being way too mad about Creed, a band that every real music fan already despises. And then Cael spends just a few seconds roasting Jarid.