Chris, Sean, Graham, and Schuyler try and get to the bottom of which is preferable, sneezing fire or crying slime.

The question this week comes courtesy of the brilliant Than, whose organization Unseen is doing inspiring work supporting organizations combatting human trafficking.

Modifiers from this time around: * What if fire propels you backwards but slime was in no way washable? * What if the fire was purely cosmetic? * What if the slime was edible?

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