HEY UP LADS we cannot promise this week’s episode will all make sense, but we CAN promise a great many guffaws yes PROMISE. Anyone who has had an emotionally trying Christmas will empathise with the frankly incomprehensible state we’re all in. And YET, like the HEROES WE ARE we delve right into: clean eating, that BITCH named (well)Ness, peach gay delight Call Me By Your Name and the absolutely perfect new year every single person alive is about to have. Join us for the first episode of 2018, the year in which we will do everything we can to guarantee the slow painful death of cutesy media portmanteus.