In this episode we learn about the sad demise of the sausage king, hear about a woman who liked her engagement ring so much she ate it in her sleep, a man gets more than he bargained for during a full contact experience with a leopard, we recap the highlights of Donald Trump vs Joe Biden, a new sighting of the Loch Ness Monster is revealed, and a man is incredulous when he finds out the magic lamp he bought does not in fact contain a genie.