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You’re not allowed to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. This could cause a panic and lead to the loss of lives. You’re also not allowed to yell “fascist” in a fascist state. This could lead to riots, subversive behavior, and flying bricks. This costs lots of tear gas and, heaven forbid, the destruction of property. Don’t worry. They have tools to curb this behavior. You can be silenced from their home, in the middle of dinner, with the push of a button. Before you check on your delivery, maybe you should make some noise.

Receiver: Zak; Extractor: Kevin

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