This week's news was delightfully dumb.  Don't call off work, today, listen to LalapaNEWSa on the way there!  There's a few useless world records to speak of, all of which irritate Joe.  Animal news stories are ever-present lately on the show, and gross food makes a cameo... make sure to listen to the very end!
Fake kidnapping

Dog food critic

They’re Grrrrreat! 

Cocaine crocheting

Buried arcade

Tshirt world record

Cat trick record

Mutant shark

Bear outhouse

That’s not a snake

Onlyfans mom 

Bird steals lounge

Chicken sandwich icecream 

Robot food delivery

This is my house

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