Uncle Rick, by M. Shaw - who can be found online at http://mshaw.wordpress.com/.

Narrated by Ken Stoeffler, of the Flatus Show. http://theflatusshow.com/.

Geoffry's dad tells him that his Uncle Rick will be coming for a visit tomorrow. Geoffry has never been this cold before. Earlier, his mom told him that his pre-school is closed today because it's so cold. So he stays in the house, freezing. Every so often he asks his mom to turn up the thermostat, not knowing what this means except insofar as he's heard her say it. She always promises to, but he has noticed no change.