In this episode we hear about yet another Canadian lottery winner, a parrot develops a penchant for travel, a man has an incredibly large penis, a teenager makes a miraculous recovery from a coma after hearing someone talking about his favourite food, and we learn about the world’s worst parents. Also, there is an update on our cleaning product criminal from episode 6, Robbie Williams is abducted by aliens, we discuss Johnny Depp’s libel case against The Sun, Donald Trump is still a dictator, Rob hates Scotland, we discuss the best smelling celebrities and compare our favourite couches. Yes. Really.