A kids song about not using shampoo.

I'm too smart for the likes of you.

I know what have, what you have is shampoo

And I've already told you a hundred times

Im not washing my hair, because my hair smells just fine

No fancy shampoos named after flowers

will be on this head when this head takes a shower

I'll wear a swim cap if that's what it takes

to keep your shampoo off of my face

It doesn't matter how long it's been,

I'm not using shampoo, no never again.

These are my rights that I hold as a kid

Hair washing is something I have to forbid.

Sure, there are birds building a nest,

My hair was lonely, and in need of a guest.

And I know there are twigs and all sorts of sticks,

I’m keeping them handy for our camping trips.

I’ve made my decision, that all there is sot say

i’m not using shampoo, not tomorrow or today