Eric reveals his childhood dream of being the Slim Jim Guy, which leads to a nostalgic spiral through the glorious days of the Wendy’s Superbar and old-school buffet culture. The guys unpack the legend of Shiloh Hill buying bloody boots on the dark web, Kyle confronts his identity crisis as a Kyle, and they wax poetic about their early podcasting days. Also: eating silica gel packets instead of Pepto (don’t), iOS 26 hot takes, penguin farts possibly saving the ozone, ChatGPT-made omelets, and yes—Bob’s your uncle.

🎧 It’s unhinged, it’s informative (sort of), and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed.