Immortality! Pasty teens! Abusive relationship patterns! Twilight has got it all! Listen along as the Addington siblings struggle to parse how this slick, handsomely photographed blockbuster gets so much so very, very wrong.

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Music: "Let's Start at the Beginning" by Lee Rosevere

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