Wherein we solve the mystery of Loric #8:

Shall I boast of my caliber: fey?

I was found in a lake, so they say

I'm a excellent sword

in the hand of me lord

though me sheathe is worth more in a fray!

And unveil Lorick #9

I'm an exile like my father before

an explorer of cold icy shores

I'm a marketing pro,

who can smartly sell snow,

but my son, to his credit, did more