David shares an intentionally tongue-in-cheek NoSleep story with some of the folks behind Random Encounters, who have no idea what they're getting themselves into. Will this amuse as intended, or is it better to put the cat back in the suitcase?

"Does anyone know a good plumber? I did one of those stupid rituals and now my shower is leaking. And there’s a faceless guy in my kitchen" is credited to narrativeofthelife. Read along here.