Welcome to the very first episode of The Cosmic Productivity Method! I’m Chelsey Newmyer—productivity witch, certified behavioral change specialist, and recovering Type-A good girl. This episode is a re-introduction to who I am, how I got here, and the messy, magical journey that led me to create a new kind of productivity—one rooted in self-awareness, energy, and actual joy.

I get real about the moment I realized I’d made productivity my entire personality—and what it took to burn it all down and start fresh.

For years, I did everything “right.” Straight-A student, biomedical engineer, overachiever, corporate climber. I chased every promotion, filled every hour, and convinced myself that exhaustion meant success. But after years of burnout and breakdowns, I realized something huge: productivity is personal.

In this episode, I share:

• The moment I deleted my email list, archived hundreds of posts, and decided to rebuild my business from scratch.
• How growing up as the “good girl” wired me to seek validation through achievement—and why that became my biggest obstacle.
• The day I realized I didn’t want the corner office; I wanted my own version of success, one that gave me freedom to be a mom, a business owner, and a human being.
• Why most productivity advice doesn’t work for women (spoiler: men’s 24-hour cycles and support teams aren’t exactly realistic for us).
• How astrology, Human Design, and behavioral science helped me rebuild a life and business that finally fit.
• What it really looks like to stop performing success and start living it—one experiment at a time.

Why It Matters

This isn’t another “five-step morning routine” episode. It’s about redefining what productivity means when you’re tired of doing everything “right” and still feeling like it’s never enough. If you’ve ever looked at your overflowing to-do list and thought, is this really it?—you’ll feel seen here.

Follow me on Instagram @chelseyncoaching for behind-the-scenes experiments, cosmic insights, and honest conversations about building a life that works with your energy—not against it.

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The Aligned Routine Experiment Log: If you’ve ever copied a routine from Instagram, a podcast, or that one influencer who swears by 5 AM wake-ups… and then wondered why give up after two days and feel like an undisciplined failure, you’re not alone. That’s exactly why I created the Aligned Routine Experiment Log—a “lab notebook” to help you stop guessing and start running your own personalized productivity experiment to create personalized routines that work for you.