Last week, you smelled what Nathan and Travis were cooking…and now we’re going to Long John Silver’s. Or maybe Red Lobster? Anyway, Kamen Rider fights Shocker’s monstrous seafood in two episodes featuring Starfish Hitler’s forerunner, Stafinjer, and the ridiculous but deadly Crabubbler. And as usual, both of them have alternate names in the episode listings compared to the subtitles. (Insert Picard facepalm gif here). Team Kamen Rider also keeps going on vacations in pretty locations. And the kaijin seem to have a new catchphrase: “Rider…DIE!” It’s not very original, but it’s something. All this plus Shocker fanny packs, “Rider dummies,” and chipmunks! Welcome to Kamen Rider (1971) and Henshin Men, folks!

Kamen Rider (1971) is available to stream on Shout!Factory TV and Tubi. Watch there to follow along with us!