Host Will (6'2) finally makes good on his threats and regales co-host Connor (6'4) with his unassailably accurate takes on Objectivism, its ancestors, and the modern-day descendants (aka "the good time ruiners", "jagoffs", etc). 

In doing so he manages to mangle a wide assortment of references, particularly confusing Aristotle for Socrates (pronounced "So, crates?"), but eagle-eared listeners are welcome to lambast him online for the rest at @willmckim!

Meanwhile Connor's grace in the face of unwarranted vitriol remains boundless.

THINGS REFERENCED:

'My Dick' by Mickey Avalon