This time we talk about Scott’s favorite show, The Office, even though he clearly has never seen it all the way through and doesn’t know it at all. Maybe he can pass on the love and knowledge to his Tots, but it doesn’t look good.

In other news, TSwift vs TKet, John learns from a next-gen Nigerian Prince spammer he has a late, long lost rich relative named Pedro, and the best biscuits and gravy in da biz.