How would you like to own a unique piece of history? Perhaps a TS2M NFT is in the near future, and you could make that dream a reality!  If you actually know what that means, you might be too smart for this episode of LalapaNEWSa.  Don't be worried, there's plenty of action this week, including laser weapons, turkey rage and we may or may not have sneaked a random wiener story in again... ok we did but it's not what you think!
LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIES

NFT FTW

Deep Sea Ultima

Mosquito laser

Turkey Rage

Apartment Through the Looking Glass 

Drop Dead Sexy

I wish I was dead

Taco bell crash

Smiley Snake

Lizard Penises

Beware of Wolf

T-Shirt Cheater

Only fans ex 

Snowman Violation 

Special Delivery

Ambergris 

Car salesman goes for a ride

Octopus Sight Beyond Sight? 

Hero of the Week

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