Dear Mr. Rodriguez,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole hour on a Friday to listen to your special detention episode on the The Breakfast Club (part two of two) with Wistful Thinking's Cara Gael O'Regan, in which you discuss Molly Ringwald's New Yorker article, how the characters got to detention in the first place, and where Cara thinks they will end up in thirty years. But we think you're crazy to make us tweet at John Cusack to make him unblock you.

Sincerely,

The Slumber Club