When you wake up at 3am and you see Pee Wee Herman comes across the pipe, you know it's going to be a good day! All we need is a Billy tickle every now and then...Billy Ray Cyrus has been in the news too much lately, and that takes us to Opening Audio...Do not give a 5 year old a knife and a gun...Cops tried to serve a subpoena at a house and the kid showed up to the front door with both...Billy Ray still can't admit that he didn't come up with Achy Breaky Heart...A man was arrested for "trafficking" MDMA when he was caught with it going on a cruise...He had it in Skittles bags...Let the man party...Marsha Marsha Marsha disrupted a perfectly good Saskatoon story with a mouth harp performance...GOODNIGHT SASKATOON...Dave Chapelle was quite upset that Carl Winslow from Family Matters was invited to Diddy freak offs and he was not...Two Florida elementary school teachers were arrested for going to an underage drinking party...The problem is the party was at the principal's house...Roseanne is pitching a new TV show about her being a farmer in Alabama growing weed and mushrooms and saving people from China...Bart, who is a caller to the show called and offered us pleasure if we could hook him up with tickets to see Survivor host Jeff Probst...Has Jeff become Louie Anderson? Jeff is sitting on a Tushguard and he is loving every minute of it...What are your thoughts on Pee Wee Herman? A new documentary is out and Rizzo & Jeff battle in Listener Court if he is actually liked or not...Jeff says no...Rizzo the puppet freak loves him...A college in Pennsylvania has a class that teaches you about appreciating beer...PETA would like to stop with anything Punxsutawney Phil and replace it with what is the equivalent of a gender reveal cake...There is a man who has gone viral for breaking into a house and stealing a toilet...The Pope who writes on X 5 times a day is worried about our brain rot...We scroll on social media too much...Get some brain rot by listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!