This cake of vague freedoms was delicately crafted by friendly demon neighbors and cancelled by the toothless lovers of suboxone on Independence Day. Satan and his cousin are tired of being frozen in Hell. Jim's irrational fear of floating. Steve-O in Public Relations. Holy firework stands in Wal-Mart parking lots. The boys hypothesis a bizarre prison scenario. Sampson makes his first appearance to harass Kiwi. A rare brain injury that causes accent changes. Kiwi LOVES spelunking and cupcakes. If it were socially acceptable to just be as rude as possible. Seppuku is coming to the western world of television; hosted by the corpse of Adam West! Urkel picks a fight with Death. Artists that operate in multiple bands/groups. The boys discuss what they could suffer through and review for the listeners. Master money makin' clowns. Earlier days of YouTube! Onision; a random look at the YouTuber and the disturbing allegations that Chris Hansen has been looking into involving him. The horrendous music genre of Crunkcore and someone within it that is also in Mr. Hansen's cross-hairs. Blood on the Dance Floor lyrics (a reading by Jimothy). JennaMarbles and the absolute mess that is Cancel Culture. Never befriend a man whom has ill intent with cacti. The boys go full horse dick and discuss a classic shock video (One Guy One Horse) in abhorrent detail. Centaurs are an abomination in braincake lore. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy