Would you rather experience a literal shitstorm or get caught up in the world’s slowest car chase? Well, in Pennsylvania, you don’t have to choose!

This week, we’re bringing you some more wacky headlines, and once again, they feature bodily fluids and rogue genitalia.

Sorry, folks — we don’t make the news; we just report it.

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