We get out our calculators and abacuses to determine how much an apple would cost if it was not for modern-day slavery as we examine the rise of agricultural exceptionalism, the motives behind it and who makes up a majority of the forgotten workers who provide with the food we eat. We finally have a name for Q&A segment: Ask The Fuckheads. The us! We’re the fuckheads! Plus more clowns to put on our dart board and another vegan to praise!