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#014 - Santa the Stinky Fat Musky Flesh-Sphere


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This cake was baked on Sunset Boulevard in the North Pole during Christmas time in July by this trio of hooligans. The boys let their imaginations run stupid in the very strange recipe that led to this audio cake. Santa is on the hunt for brain; madness ensues. The jolly fat man is smellin' ripe as hell and scoping his naughty and nice list. How do we destroy this monster when he knows when we're asleep and awake? Ahh, 96 degrees at night is so cool! Brock will take a bite out of a stranger. Jimothy disrespects the world with his pun and Jer pleas against the cancel culture for his sake. Taking yourself out of your natural environment to live in the most extreme temperatures that are actually inhabited by humans. No one wants to grow up being known as the kid whose face was on birth control ads. Terry the friend slams disturbing amounts of peanut butter sandwiches. Comfort in a vomit bed. Looking back at the gore/death websites, and the earliest exposure the boys had in their lives to them. Brock's Socks in a Box! Hell for Certain? Meth Mountain? N.A.R.C., the video game. Chatting the idea of NC-17 video games and game realism. The creeps playing ball with their virtual sons. What exactly are the elves up to? Santa must be ended by any means! To the North Pole! ----HOSTS: Brock, Jimothy, Jer
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