This one comes with a serious bad-language warning, so make sure you aren't in earshot of the kids when you play this one.

To set the scene, Mark Simmonds flew to Trinidad earlier in the month in the hope of staying there for five weeks, but when things got serious back in the UK, he had to return home. As you might expect from Simmo, that journey home was anything but plain sailing!

***CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE!***