Yup, I actually said "nickel clamps" when referring to the much more obvious and fun sex toy. Other than that, this episode features: talk of FOSTA affecting sex educators, unique ways around porn bans, buying and selling kinky things (including domain names), and a brand new segment with a brand new assistant!  For links to all my social media and the sponsor, visit: http://bit.ly/CrumbContact. I finally have merch! Check it out and slide me all over your body, here: http://bit.ly/CrumbStore. Check out Cretin's Guild, here: https://twitter.com/CretinsGuild.