Summer 2001 - Chris is joined by yet another Joe to find redemption in the deepest depths of the Now dungeons. Can Bey, Eve, and Gwen redeem an album full of dire pop and forgettable R&B? Spoilers: not really. Plus: Deriving the 3LW equation, the horrible secret of Mystikal, and everything reminds Chris of Salma Hayek's dance in From Dusk Till Dawn.