Ryan and Gabe must have had a ton of time to kill because they double down on superhero wannabe movies! Ryan must have a brain parasite for not liking Mirageman! Do YOU have a brain parasite?

Super: Dir. James Gunn, 2010. Starring Rainn Wilson, Ellen Paige, and Kevin Bacon.

Mirageman: Dir. Ernesto Diaz Espinoza, 2007. Starring Marko Zaror.