Happy Valentines day lovers — consider this my gift to you. This week we are joined by none other than beloved Internet personality, adult performer & Opal’s mommy… Janice Griffith!!!!

We dissect the rules of engagement as approved by her and leave nothing uncovered, we answer your submitted questions and chat all things green flags in a partner, first date textiquette, the dying art of generosity, our favorite gadgets, TikTok deep cleaning hacks, gatekeeping, humiliation fetishes, canvassing for Bernie Sanders, Easter at Berghain and a sea bream worth crying over.