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#017 - Jimothy Snicket and The Sequences of Misfortune


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The cake is so thick, you'll need a wire brush to scrape it out of your hairy teeth. It's core flavor comes from the chunks of Vienna Sausages stuffed throughout the honey flavored dessert. If you eat more than one piece, you'll find the consequences rather unnerving. Fuzzy teeth and hillbilly dental floss. Pubes, facial hair, and dapper trending. Chuck Norris always looks the same. The boys memorialize Regis Philbin and remember other older and famous fallen New Yorkers. Either everything is off limits in comedy or nothing is off limits. Looking at Eminem and his music over the past few years. You don't want Jimothy's manifesto. Jer, Ham-Bone, and Jimothy dive deep into the happening of finding humor in the misfortune of others. Gran-Gran fell down the stairs, go check on the lamp! Dunking Vienna sausages into various foods to disgust others and Jimothy hates sweet pizza. Still looking for humor in tragedy, Jer listens to Ham-Bone and Jimothy recall a vacation from Hell. Ham-Bone and Jimothy get followed by a tip-less waiter almost back to their condo. Time stands still when you get slapped while placing an order in a packed line at Wendy's. All the unfortunate misfortune. Sex on the beach is unrealistic. Road rash from road head and a red head road rub. The boys correct an incorrect statement about the world's longest poo, and get even more disturbed by the world's heaviest poo. Macho Santaman vs. Braincake Santa. Just start lying to your children. HOSTS: Jimothy, Ham-Bone, Jer
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