Katie and Michael know very little about bastketball. Fortunately Franky Guttman knows a thing or two not only about the sport, but all the teams and their more recent history for the Pacific Division (which when making this list Michael didn't even realize the divisions hardly matter -- but, hey, that's an easy way to break things up right?). The Los Angeles Lakers have longstanding clout, but will that assure them a seat at the Gryffindor table? Are the Sacramento Kings surefire Hufflepuffs? You know you'll find out if you listen!

To hear more from Franky, check out This is Dark Matters: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-dark-matters/id1174542551?mt=2

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